onsdag 29 juli 2009

Brev #6

29/07/09 10.54 PM

Dear Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro

4.5 million dollars! This brings joy to my heart! That kind of money would resolve all my issues with the sms loans. It would also mean that I once again can enjoy the Jack Vegas machines att the local pub!

The thing is a have friend that works at a company in a suburb of Stockholm (Tumba). We met the other day to discuss our plans for the Middle Age Week in Visby and he mentioned that his company actually HAS a fax machine! He is going talk to his boss if I may borrow it so that you and I can fax with each other. Do you know how many fax papers we need to send? It may be easier for my friend to ask his boss if I have as much information as possible.

There is also something called "cash cards" here in Stockholm. This is great news for us; it means that I can get a new number for my phone and you can call me day or night. As soon as I have it; I will send you the number so that we can talk about the money. And maybe other things as well? Do you have a family for example? What are you interests? I am so happy to have you as my friend and I would like to know as much as possible about you.

This has truly changed my life for the better!!

Your best friend
Måns

Brev #5

28/07/09 21.25 PM

Dear Mr. Lindén

It is of great importance that we get in touch now. Time is running out and we must act now. It worries me that your means of communications are not working properly and I sincerly hope you can resolve this as soon as possible.

I very sorry to say is not att all possible for an advance at this moment. My client accounts are not available for me and that is why I need your help. I must remind you that for your help you will be rewarded with 20% of the total sum. This will amount to 4.5 million USD.

Hope to hear from you soon my dear friend.

Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro

söndag 26 juli 2009

Brev #4

26/07/09 15.25 PM

Dear Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro

I am bit hesitant now! As you know I live in Sweden and we are one of the most modern countries in the world. Because of that we don´t use fax-machines anymore! If a company is proud of its fax machine it´s usually a company you don´t want ANYTHING to do with!

As for the phone number; I mentioned in an earlier e-mail that I had a bit of a monetary issue. Well, the thing is that I haven´t really been able to pay the bills on my phone so it has been cut of. Frankly I don´t even have my own internet connection anymore. I´m hooking up on my neighbours line since i figured out his password!

I have an idea though. Maybe we could set up a meeting and discuss these matters face to face. Perhaps we could meet half way? When I look at the map it seems to me that half way between Sweden and the Philippines would place us somewhere in the Afghan/Pakistan region. I don´t know about you but personally I think going there would be a bad idea with the war on terror going on and car explosions in every street corner.

Come to think if it; the plane ticket alone would set me back with more that I can afford right now. Is it possible for you to make an advance payment for me so I can get back on track again?

That way maybe I could even buy a fax-machine and a new phone?

Best Regards
Måns

Brev #3

24/07/2009 22.46 PM

Dear Mr Lindén

You have nothing to worry about my friend. This is all legal but since it is a very sensitive transaction, you need to keep this discreet all the time. When big money is involved it is easy to catch unnecessary attention from gentlemen with unclear motives. You must put your faith in me and trust me when I say this to you.

There are a few issues that need to be resolved in order to go forward. First of all I need to get your fax number and also a telephone number where I can reach you. There are subjects that I´d rather discuss on the phone than e-mail.
Remember, time is of the essence. Hear from you soon.

Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro

tisdag 7 juli 2009

Brev #2

07/07/2009 03:05 PM

Dear Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro

I am so happy that you found me. This brings joy to my heart and I this is further proof that the lord works in mysterious ways!
I have always been a huge fan of The Philippines. As you know the famous TV show Robinson has been shot there and all Swedes love everything about your beautiful country. I am sure that is why you contacted me!

One thing that worries me a bit is this: when I was in Dubai I met many hard working Philippines, but they all looked very sad and tired. Maybe they are sad because of all the problems that your country has? One idea could be that the famous Swede Kay Pollack flies down and holds a lecture on how to “choose happiness” for all the people that are now choosing poverty? Or maybe we could share some of the money with them?

Right now I´m on vacation from my proper job, which is perfect for us! What this means is that I can devote all my energy and time to this project of ours. Unfortunately I lost LOTS of money in a pyramid game recently so lately I´ve had to take a couple of sms-loans to pay the rent. These loans are a very bad deal with huge interest rates so as you probably can understand I´m in BAD need of cash. Do you think you make out the payment in SEK? Forex will probably ask a lot of questions if I come in with my millions in strange currencies.

Also I want to make sure we are not breaking any laws!!! I did once; and that was when I downloaded “Beck – Annonsmannen” on Pirate Bay. Needless to say that was a big mistake and I will not download anything again. We also have a law now that allows Henrik Pontén to read all your e-mails so maybe we should write in code?
So my dear friend: how do we proceed now? How can I become rich?

p.s. How much money are we talking about?

Best Regards
Måns

Brev #1

Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro
HEAD OFFICE BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK
12 ADB AVENUE, ORTIGAS CENTER, MANDALUYONG CITY
PHILIPPINES.

Good Day,

Let me start by introducing myself, I am Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro, an ACCOUNTS CLERK with the BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK. I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank which I will like to bring to your personal edification. I am writing you this letter with so much joy and excitement even though my heart goes out to the very powerful and distinguished gentleman who I was fortunate to have worked for and extremely privileged to have known for numerous years. I am an official in charge of client accounts in BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK inside the Philippines.

This is a legitimate transaction, and you will be paid 20% for your "Assistanceâ€. If you are interested, please write back by mail and provide me with your confidential telephone number, fax number and I would provide further details and instructions. Please keep this confidential;

I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor so you don't have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will do with all that money. Your urgent response is highly anticipated so please email me back as soon as possible for more details on this transaction. This should be kept very secret and confidential. I believe you know.
Finally, please note that this must be concluded within two weeks.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Diamante Joseph Jessie Alfaro.